
So our bloggers team swept Test the Nation: Trivia on CBC Sunday night. We ended the night with the overall top team score (average 50/60), the highest scoring in-studio contestant (sadly not me but Rick Spence, Mr. Smartypants for the night with 57/60), and the highest scoring celebrity captain, Samantha Bee (49/60).
Thanks to Ryan Cousineau, I have this shot with the championship trophy after what I thought was the end of the show. But turns out me posing with the hardware made it into the closing credits for all of Canada to see. (Well, the ones not watching the Amazing Race anyway.)
The screen shot is courtesy of my friend Patrick Morrell, also known as Ali G on the celebrity look-alikes team.
It was a strange, yet strangely fun, experience. Six teams of 36 or 216 of us were herded into a studio as a holding area at 3 p.m., were fed dinner — a passable buffet — at 4 p.m. (is this what I have to look forward to at 75?) and then we sat. And waited. And waited.
Fellow team member Alexa Clark gave us all copies of her Cheapeats Toronto which I’m looking forward to flipping through.
So aside from chatting with my fellow bloggers and trying see if I could remember their names without looking at their name tags, I took pictures.
Here’s chef David Adjey looking for the chicken part of the butter chicken. His team was the last to go up for food after we picked through the Israeli couscous and chicken cacciatore. I swear I saw pork chops on some other plates but I couldn’t track any down.

Speaking of chefs, I was a little too excited to spot Bob Blumer from Glutton for Punishment. I interrupted his conversation with Sugar’s Anna Olson to say, “Hiiiiii. IhaveafoodblogandIloveyourshowespeciallywhenyourantheMedocMarathonand Iwannarunthatmarathontoo. CanItakeapicturewithyou?”
I’m an idiot.

As if I didn’t look goofy enough, check out these photos of me with some of the celebrity look-alikes. Not surprisingly, people were not clamouring to take pictures with us bloggers.


About three and a half hours later, we finally got into the live studio. It was all spotlights and flashy monitors and dry ice — certainly not any CBC I was used to. My hand remote for my answers was pretty cool and official.
There were some props for people to wave around, like spatulas for the chefs and flags for the backpackers. We got keyboards circa 1990.

But our revenge was being the smartest, most obnoxious team ever. I was sitting in the third row and I swear the trash-talking was lead by the fourth row. You know who you are. And man, it was funny.
We did a lot of chanting, and the questions obvious to our team (a lot of them) were met with catcalls of “Blogggggger!” There was unabashed admiration for Samantha Bee (”Bee! Bee! Bee!”), who called us her indoor kids, and widespread mocking of everyone else (”You’re the worst Michael Jordan ever” to the Tupac look-alike.)
There was also much snickering — once when the teleprompter rebooted and flashed Windows 98, and again when the show explained the computers in the “nerve centre were operating at a trillion bytes per second.” OK, that wasn’t snickering then, it was outright guffawing. I don’t think the show is inviting bloggers back. Ever.

We were ordered to cheer a lot but I think half of us were clinically dehydrated because there was little water during dinner and we weren’t allowed to go to the bathroom for three hours which then put the fear of God into the whole drinking water thing. We were begging for water every time the celebrity guests got little water bottles with straws in them during the commercials.
I was on the verge of lunging at a cameraman swigging water below me, if it wasn’t for Adam Schwabe and his Vicks. Bless Vicks. And bless Adam.
I don’t have my official results yet but I think I got 52/60. I learned I watch way too much TV and should study up on which countries don’t use the euro. Also, when in doubt, the answer is Denmark.
This was a pretty fun way of meeting “indoor kids” from across the country. Here’s a roundup of what the other bloggers said about their experiences and a very cool team picture collage here courtesy of Rannie Turingan.
UPDATE: I got my official score — 50 out of 60 — which puts me on par with the average score on the bloggers team, but higher than the average of people who took the test online. Shrug.