March 25, 2008
Flying in a dream
Posted by are you gonna eat that? under Eating / Food, Ottawa, Toronto, Transportation | Tags: air travel, airline, flying |Dear Mr. Porter,
I know you’re not a real person, but the raccoon mascot for Porter Airlines. Nonetheless, I thought you would like to know about how much I love your company.
Thank you for having a simple yet stylish website that doesn’t freeze up and offers reasonable domestic fares around Toronto, Montreal, Ottawa and now New York, Halifax and Quebec City.
Thanks for offering to hang up my coat when I boarded the plane, even as an economy-fare passenger. The smiling attendant was just lovely in a sharp suit, her hair in a neat bun, and makeup from this decade, unlike some of my other air travels.
Kudos for designing a little cup holder on the back of the tray at my seat so I didn’t have to juggle a blazingly hot cup of coffee while trying to stash my (admittedly large) purse and laptop bag.
THANK YOU for the complimentary lunchbox with half a pastrami sandwich on marble rye with mayo, mustard, green leaf lettuce, and swiss cheese; a mini Babybel and crackers, and wetnap. Even the skinny model girl down the row ate her cheese. I’m glad you could provide her some protein.
And hey, thanks for serving my club soda in a real glass so I felt all classy, and not like I was at some six-year-old’s birthday party.
You have my gratitude for making air travel something I can enjoy rather than dread. I can’t wait until you expand your top-notch service and thoughtful air details to western Canada.
Please hurry.
Click here for more info on Porter Airlines.

March 25, 2008 at 6:57 pm
No kidding. Edmonton to Halifax, Montreal, Ottawa, Vancouver and Vegas please.
I love the raccoon.
March 26, 2008 at 7:41 am
wow! that almost makes me want to go to toronto~
March 26, 2008 at 4:53 pm
Do me a favour. Let me buy you a $3 sandwich and you find a way to get to Toronto that doesn’t involve despoiling the Waterfront Via 1 will even give you a glass or 3 of wine.
March 30, 2008 at 11:31 am
Fly First Air or Canadian North. You get a meal on every flight — every dish is piping hot. They also give you “real” eating utensils, hot face towels and unlimited vino. Bliss. If it’s a long flight, you get coffee and Baileys after dinner.